Danny Bonaduce Show Log 02.19.09
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6:01 – Danny has missed a lot of sleep this week. He’s written e-mails he can’t recall, it’s like drunk dialing at the office. Andy ‘Boris Badenov’ Bloom spotted Danny the $10K he threw on the table in Los Angeles. That’s clutch.

6:05 – Danny also made it to his girlfriend Amy’s mother’s wedding. The groom got married in a kilt and stuffed a dagger in his sock, a tradition for the Scottish. Immediately after the wedding Danny started working out of Los Angeles and it started to take its toll. He had a jam packed two days and things got fuzzy between the last meeting and landing in Philadelphia. He pitched a reality show and was turned down, but another project came out of it that Danny’s very interested in.

6:10 – While returning to Philadelphia Danny was in a holding pattern. One flight attendant was creepy on the PA system. Danny’s delirious; he could’ve been stabbed by Mick Jagger, but wouldn’t be able to remember it. He has been stabbed and shot by women though.

6:23 – Danny will be introducing Artie Lange and Jim Norton on stage at the Tower in Upper Darby this weekend. It’ll be tough for him not to go on stage and entertain the crowd with some comedy, but understands it’s not what’s needed for the evening.

6:29 – Jose Canseco wants an apology. Danny’s sorry.

6:41 – Danny’s not fond of when rock band talk during songs. Drives him nuts. One example is the Partridge Family’s ‘Echo Valley 26809,’ when David Cassidy starts talking to the phone operator. Danny didn’t come to Philly to play Partridge Family songs though.

Mike from West Chester calls in to ask Danny about the Johnny Fairplay incident. Mike’s not a fan of Fairplay after he lied on Survivor about his sick grandmother. He does appreciate that Danny flipped Johnny over and busted his tooth.

6:47 –Danny’s excited to see Shila get liquored up at the Mardi Gras broadcast at Bootleggers. Shila will get wound out, but she’ll never make out with another girl. Damn it! You can expect to see Shila ride a mechanical bull, dancer her ass off and some beads & boobies.

6:54 – Danny might have been a little impulsive when buying his new house after a boss told him not to get too comfortable despite some indicators that the show is headed in the right direction in the ratings. Danny was out to prove a point that he wants to live in Philadelphia and really make an impact in the city and at the station.

7:07 – News with Shila:

Sandra Herold, owner of the 200-pound chimp that mauled her friend Monday in the driveway of her North Stamford home, stopped giving interviews Wednesday after she made what appears to be conflicting statements about whether she gave her pet Xanax just before the attack. Danny thinks that the chimp was hooked on pills, the owner tried to get her to kick the habit and he snapped.

Thursday is the fourth anniversary of the disappearance of a couple last seen at a Philadelphia nightclub. Authorities are once again seeking the public’s help in finding out what happened to Danielle Imbo and Richard Petrone Jr. Imbo and Petrone had known each other since high school and had recently started dating at the time of their Feb. 19, 2005, disappearance. That Saturday night, they were at a club on Philadelphia’s South Street when they told friends they planned to return to Imbo’s home in Mount Laurel, N.J., in Petrone’s pickup truck.

Two unrelated stabbings last night in West Philadelphia – one among family members – have sent two men to the hospital, police said. A 32-year-old man is in stable condition at the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania after his 49-year-old stepfather stabbed him in the shoulder about 7 p.m., police said. Meanwhile, an unidentified man also is being treated at the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania after a man plunged a knife into his eye during an argument at 52nd and Chestnut streets at 9:30 p.m., police said. Knives are evil weapons; they’ve got a higher mortality rate than guns.

A fantasist stole thousands from his girlfriend after duping her into believing he was an MI5 secret agent sent to protect her from being poisoned by her boss. Danny’s been watching the wrong James Bond movies. Danny had a woman support him before. She worked to pay his mortgage for two years.

Eric calls in to say Danny is a fashion butcher and to ask for respect for Richard and Danielle, the missing couple. He grew up with Rich and dated Danielle when he was a teenager. He was questioned by police because of his friendship. Eric doesn’t want to make accusations, but says one of them might have had enemies. If Gretchen ever goes missing Danny would be the first stop for the police. He once came up with a great way to get away with murder on the air. He didn’t go into detail this time, but it has to do with boating.

7:37 – Who Would Win In A Fight? Travis the Killer Chimp vs. CUJO

Shila takes Cujo, a killer dog with rabies that has actually killed humans, not just hurt them.  Cujo is huge, St. Bernards are big dogs. Cujo is the dogs what the great white in Jaws is to sharks.

Metro takes Travis the Chimp because of brains. He ripped a human’s face off! Danny thinks Cujo only has one weapon, the jaw. Travis could have the aptitude to use tolls and has many physical weapons like hands, teeth, and feet.

7:46 – Brendan calls in to take Travis the Chimp because he was withdrawing and Cujo’s rabies could allow him to make bad decisions. Roger also take Travis because he didn’t back off.

7:55 – Craig takes Travis because he took multiple gun shots and Cujo was taken out by a woman with a baseball bat. Tim takes Travis because chimpanzees are stronger than they’re being given credit for. Doug takes Cujo because chimps are small and Cujo took out humans and he’d be stud in the jungle. Mike thinks Travis could sererate Cujo’s jaw. Andy takes Cujo because he’s huge and his Pit Bull is tough to pin. Time to announce a winner: Travis on the phones 5-2, and 65% of the text vote.

8:08 – Entertainment News:

Arnold Schwarzenegger will be appearing in pal Sylvester Stallone’s film in a cameo. He’ll be playing as himself in “The Expendables.” He will shoot a one-day cameo appearance in the action film, written and directed by Sly. The film will also star Stallone and Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Randy Couture, Forest Whitaker, and Dolph Lundgren. Danny is already in line for tickets. It could be about knitting and Danny would be first to see it.

Four years after scoring the job of frontman for Aussie rockers INXS, J.D. Fortune is broke, homeless and back to living in his car – just as he was doing before winning the gig on the reality TV series ‘Rock Star: INXS.’ Danny and Shila agree that it was in bad taste or INXS to get back to work after the way Michael Hutchence died.

Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher announced today that she’s taking up stripping and plans to tour the country as a guest dancer at high class clubs. “I love to dance, and I’m an exhibitionist,” Fisher said. “So I have a good time with the crowd. I already am very physically fit.” She should dance to ‘Hit Me with Your Best Shot’ and ‘I Used to Love Her (But I Had To Kill Her).’

A company that promoted “Hendrix Electric” vodka is paying $3.2 million to the estate of rock guitarist Jimi Hendrix, which claimed the liquor, infringed on the Hendrix trademark and was created in poor taste. Danny tried it and it does have a poor taste.

One of the founders of the Australian ‘80s band “Men at Work” was jailed over the weekend in LA for a bench warrant on a charge of making criminal threats, the Los Angeles Times reported. Ronald Strykert, former guitarist in the group who rose to fame with the song “Who Can It Be Now?” allegedly threatened to kill the band’s lead singer, Colin Hay in Dec. 2007. LA County sheriff’s deputies locked up Strykert, 51, on Friday. He was reportedly being held on $50,000 bail. Danny once got in some hot water for lashing out at someone that was taunting a coworker. He said he’d show up to her work with a blowtorch. That got him a talking to from the prosecutor’s office.

8:50 – Spike is in the studio, Danny would like him to come to the Mardi Gras broadcast. His girlfriend isn’t so understanding about him being around topless women and liquor. She also doesn’t know why Spike doesn’t talk about her on the air, but he doesn’t want to get in trouble with her. Danny’s not happy with Spike because he’s been dodging their workout plans. It’s not tough to dodge Danny when he’s in Los Angeles for a weekend. Danny wants to get one more boxing match in on his 50th birthday against a sanctioned pro fighter. Danny wants to be able to say he had a pro fight. Spike wants to be able to say he trained with Danny before he died in the ring.

9:06 – News with Shila:

Fans lined up at Citizens Bank Park and jammed the Phillies website this morning to buy single game tickets to see the World Series Champs this season. Online tickets for April 8 game sold out quickly after the Phillies Phanatic cut a ceremonial strip of tickets to start the sale. After the ninth person in line got to the ticket window, only standing room tickets were available for the Ring Ceremony game.

Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels and his wife Heidi are trying to adopt a child from Ethiopia, Cole said after spring training workouts Wednesday in Clearwater. They’re in search of a child between the ages of 6 months and 2 years w`hose parents have both died of AIDS. ”It’s a grueling process we have to go through to see if we’re fit parents,” said Hamels, who is on the cover of this week’s Sports Illustrated. ”If I can bring a kid into this life and provide for somebody that doesn’t have everything that is involved with growing up and provide better amenities. It’s about trying to help someone out.” Danny admits that he’d have a tough time adopting a child with a fatal disease and watching a child you love die slowly wouldn’t be easy.

A judge yesterday convicted a Devon man of aggravated assault in the 2007 beating of a Geno’s Steaks employee, who was twice picked up and thrown to the sidewalk outside the popular South Philadelphia eatery.

A Delaware County plumber’s hope for freedom went down the drain after he admitted to several acts of pipe thievery from fast food restaurants near the Route 202 corridor. Copper at construction sites are valuable to the crack heads.

Residents of Philadelphia could join the ranks of many of their suburban neighbors and begin paying for trash pickup. A proposal under consideration would charge each household $5 a week to pay for trash pickups. It’s estimated the move could save the city $100 Million a year. Deputy Mayor Rina Cutler says saving $100 million a year would help the cash strapped city save jobs and prevent cuts in other services.

A fman accused of kidnapping, handcuffing and holding captive in an adult diaper a 22-year-old woman he picked up off the streets in Detroit said he was trying to “save her,” according to authorities. Troy Brisport, 34, of Toledo also read the Bible to the Detroit woman, who told investigators Brisport handcuffed her by the wrists and ankles in his west Toledo apartment. He also took off her clothes, dressed her in an adult diaper and gave her no food and little to drink, she told investigators.

9:32 – There is no ‘i’ in team, but there is a ‘me.’ Join 94WYSP and The Danny Bonaduce Show as we broadcast LIVE from Bootleggers on Fat Tuesday, February 24th!  Plenty of fun to be had with the “Boobs or Bust Bullriding” contest, a wet t-shirt contest and a Miss Mardi Gras contest! Doors open at 7AM.  Just say ‘Danny’ at the door and get in FREE!

Ashley, 24, calls in to say she’ll be at Bootleggers on Tuesday for the Mardi Gras broadcast. She wants the implants that are the grand prize for the mechanical bull riding contest. She’s a D, but wants to be a DD and nipple position is important to her. She wants a chest that fits her frame better, she’s 5’5” 135 and worries about looking round. The crowd should go wild for Ashley.

Mike calls in to say that just once he wants to go to a bar one time and not spend a fortune buying drinks for girls. Mike got his wife by keeping her drunk for a whole summer. Shila thinks Mike is whining. Shila thinks that ‘Ladies Night’ should stay as it is.

9:56 – Danny’s Final Thought: Fat Tuesday only comes every Tuesday at the Bonaduce house. But Mardi Gras is once a year. It’s this Tuesday, it’s at Bootleggers. We’d really like you to come down and I will make my Final Thought as honest as I try and make this show, but not quite as funny. This is our first broadcast as a team where you get to see us all together and it would be our esteemed pleasure to meet all you guys and get you drunk enough to throw up on the bull.